craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

thefuuuucomics:

kiss cam breakup

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

mishaoverlord:

ex-cuse-u:

i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

amazingdanisnotsocoollike:

why do seagulls fly over the sea

because if they fly over bays they would be baygels